8.29.2013

Almost 30...

In a few short weeks my 20's slip away from me forever. It's kind of surreal. Thinking back to when I was 16, 30 sounded so... OLD.

Jessica Misener put together this little number showcasing how you know you're at the end of your 20's. And, I answered "yes" to almost every single sign. Crap. How many of these make you nod, "yes," too?



30 Signs You’re Almost 30

It’s 11 p.m. and you want to go out NOW???


1. You get carded, and your first instinct is, “AWESOME.”

(It's kind of like Christmas when I'm asked for my I.D. I get all giddy and stupid about it. Turning to anyone within 50 feet of me, "See? Look! I don't look as old as I am!")
30 Signs You're Almost 30

2. Instead of drunken party photos, your Facebook friends are all about the baby pics.

(This is so my Facebook account. Just scroll back, say, 7 years and you'll see how drastically my posts have changed. And, that's not a bad thing.)

Instead of drunken party photos, your Facebook friends are all about the baby pics.
Source: facebook.com

3. …and marathon times.
(Ok, you won't see marathon times, buy you WILL see HALF marathon times. BAHA!)

4. You get super excited when you go to a concert and there are SEATS.

(Oh my gosh, YES! If you seriously think I'm going to stand for more than 30 straight minutes, you are out of your gourd.)
You get super excited when you go to a concert and there are SEATS.

5. You start a story with “when I was in college” and realize that was 10 years ago.

(After downloading the TimeHop app this is true now more than ever. Some of the pictures that pop up, I think, "that can't seriously be that long ago!")30 Signs You're Almost 30


6. When you watch teen movies/TV shows, you find yourself siding more with the parents than the kids.
(Ok, for me, this one doesn't apply, yet...)
When you watch teen movies/TV shows, you find yourself siding more with the parents than the kids.
Source: thiswastv.com

7. You’ve gone to a bar and left because it was too loud.

(Ha. Yes.)
30 Signs You're Almost 30

8. You have 10,000 business cards from old jobs that you have no idea what to do with.

(Actually, those were kind of fun to run through the paper shredder.)
You have 10,000 business cards from old jobs that you have no idea what to do with.
Source: tiffinbox.org

9. You’ve become a sunscreen nazi.

You've become a sunscreen nazi.
… to make up for years of neglect.
(Pretty much drink the SPF 30 these days.)
Source: racketmag.com

10. You find cool celebs who are in their early thirties and think, There’s still hope.

(But how do I get my hands on the personal trainers and person chefs, and make-up artists, and hair stylists, and clothing stylists??)

Image by Getty

Image by Getty

11. You’re getting increasingly scared to check your credit score.

(This one actually isn't me. Hallelujah!)
30 Signs You're Almost 30
Source: giphy.com

12. You’re seriously thinking about getting a dog. No, having a baby. No, definitely getting a dog.

(Check mark next to both of these. I'm such an adult.)
You're seriously thinking about getting a dog. No, having a baby. No, definitely getting a dog.
Source: favim.com

13. You’d rather pay a little more for a “nice, clean” hotel room than cram into a hostel with 12 of your friends.

(Amen.)
You'd rather pay a little more for a "nice, clean" hotel room than cram into a hostel with 12 of your friends.
Source: 48hourvisit.com

14. Everything cool is being marketed to people younger than you now.

(I was thisclose to buying a shirt when I realized it was 'too young' for me. GASP!!)
30 Signs You're Almost 30

15. You’ve definitely lost the enzyme that lets you digest Taco Bell.

(I don't go to Taco Bell... Obviously for good reason.)
You've definitely lost the enzyme that lets you digest Taco Bell.
Source: walmart.com

16. There’s an increasing number of musical artists you haven’t even heard of.

(Truth.)
There's an increasing number of musical artists you haven't even heard of.
Source: pitchfork.com

17. Every night you’re like:

30 Signs You're Almost 30
(Every night, and most weekends.)

18. You’ve experienced the dreaded TWO-DAY hangover:

(Worst. Experience. Ever.)
30 Signs You're Almost 30

19. You realize your parents were your age (or younger!) when they had you, and you start cutting them some major slack.

(My parents rock. Too bad my 16-year old self didn't realize it.)
You realize your parents were your age (or younger!) when they had you, and you start cutting them some major slack.
…and you view them more and more as friends.

20. Running hurts your knees. The elliptical hurts your knees. Everything hurts.

(It's more my ankles and back...)
30 Signs You're Almost 30

21. Teen slang makes you viscerally angry.

(Yep. Please use the English language, correctly.) 
Teen slang makes you viscerally angry.

22. You start buying shoes based on “comfort.”

(Obviously.)
You start buying shoes based on "comfort."
Source: simon.com

23. An 11-year-old has to show you how to do something on your smartphone.

(So far, so good on this. But I'm sure my kid will be showing me up on the phone any day now.)
30 Signs You're Almost 30

24. Weekend nights: Instead of having two drinks at four different bars, you have two drinks at one bar then go home.

(If I make it through two drinks it's a Christmas miracle.)
30 Signs You're Almost 30

25. You voluntarily buy the “fiber” cereal.

(Nope... Not yet.)
You voluntarily buy the "fiber" cereal.

26. You get really excited about lame stuff, like low interest rates.

(Low interest rates, gas dropping below $3.90, milk being on sale, you know, fun stuff.)
30 Signs You're Almost 30

27. You wonder, seriously, how you ever pulled an all-nighter.

(All-nighters will never happen, again. Ever. Two-day hangovers are not my idea of fun.)
30 Signs You're Almost 30

28. You’ve uttered the phrase, “I’m too old for music festivals.”

(Ha! Yes, that stuff is for the birds. If there's not a seat I can comfortably sit in you can probably count me out.)
You've uttered the phrase, "I'm too old for music festivals."

29. You’ve graduated from Ikea to West Elm.

(I'd settle for West Elm, or Restoration Hardware...)
You've graduated from Ikea to West Elm.
…or you at least WANT to.
Source: decor8blog.com

30. You have been to a party where at least two of your friends brought their babies.

(I AM that friend who brings their baby to the party.)
You have been to a party where at least two of your friends brought their babies.
Even though I answered 29 of these with a big fat yes, and even though my 20's had some seriously fun moments and memories, I can honestly say I'm really looking forward to what 30 (and on) has in store.

5 comments:

  1. Oh my. Yep. I turned 30 in March, and I will admit, it was a little hard. It just SOUNDED so old. But now that it's been a couple months, it's OK. I remember seeing an e-card on Facebook awhile back that said, "I'm 30, but I still feel like I'm 20. Until I hang out with 20 year olds. Then, I'm like, Nope, never mind, I'm 30." So. True.

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  2. Happy almost birthday! Enjoy every day .... before you know it you'll be celebrating almost 40, then 50 and beyond. Time goes so fast!!!

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  3. Being 30 is fun - and I never thought I would say that!! Come January I will be 31 and wondering what the next years will bring - glad to be in good company ;-)

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  4. Try turning 35.... I am officially closer to 40 then I am to 30.

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  5. Haha !! This is awesome. So many of these ate so right up my alley. You'll love being 30, I do, hehe :)

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